You look like an abnormally large Japanese.
I think the title and the first line are the funniest things that one ugly person has ever wrote to me. I find them very funny. I'm sorry if you are very sensitive and find this offensive, because i am simply trying to express my joy in being called those things.
These awesomely funny words
might seem racist if you don't know me
and they might sound
insensitive and basically rude
But they are from a person, who has the same
awesome sense of humour as i do
I call him the most ugly person
this world has ever produced
that the world should be writing him
thank you letters for never producing an offspring.
But the thing is, we have a real understanding
what is acceptable and what is not
we are really good friends and unfortunately
he dates my little sister
He is an alright guy. He is pretty funny.
he paid for my dinner last time i had dinner with him
and then he ditched me couple nights in a row
so that he can hang out with my little sister
so that kinda makes me happy
You see, this world needs people like him,
who can take any insult and take it by stride
be proud of himself enough
that words can hurt him but knows
which words hurt and who they are coming from
This young man, I've said worst things to him
and he still want to be my friend.