I was listening to Bob Dylan
about this Eskimo called Quinn
but i am pretty sure he was no
i have a feeling he might have
been an American-Mexicano
that Anthony Quinn
And He plays Inuk
so i write this as an ode to him
for playing a character
that is close to kin
and i wonder if he was cold or if he was hot
in those costumes of sin
wife sharing in those clothes of skin
and how dare they chase that Eskimo
for killing that zealous missionary
just because the Eskimo wanted what was
normal to him, the kissing of another man's wife
and of course the Eskimo was offended
for not sharing what is rightly his,
that's right, another man's wife
and those Chinese are the closest
to becoming the real thing
of actually eating raw meat
and his name is Undik
What kind of an Eskimo name is that?
And do they know what Anarvik means?
do you know Andy Ho?
Don't worry, i am pretty hard to offend
even with names such as these:
and i find it funny, really funny!
And The Savage Innocents?
Is that not contradictory?
Because a savage cannot rightly be innocent
Life So Primitive It Will Make You Gasp!
- which is the tag line
and i actually gasped!
Oh Bob Dylan
And Anthony Quinn
We have made something of us
one a folksy singer nasally voiced
one a movie star, may you rest in peace and
one who is actually a surviving Eskimo
and i always wanted to write this poem